Proffesional Disappointment

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

i know this is intense but if my son came to visit me from the future and it was jon kent i'd get an abortion immediately

I wish it was common knowledge that for quite a long period of time Superman HATED Booster Gold. Hated him. Michael was one of the only people that would make Clark irritated just by being there. It was so funny they need to bring it back because I think it’s a great way to make Clark a little more imperfect in an entertaining way. Let Clark have a co-worker who is enemy #1.

settle the debate between my brother and i, what was fucking worse: dunk getting unhorsed within the first five minutes in the trial of seven or merlin picking a fight with the heir apparent TWICE and losing within his first week in camelot? honestly im with merlin this one 😭 bro really said and ill do it again 🫪😌

every maryland friend group looks like this

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

Big sad eyes, thick accent, awkward disposition, and talking to a horse. Sir Duncan you’ve endeared me.

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom