shark vs the universe
oozey mess
Keni
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Kaledo Art
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blake kathryn
official daine visual archive
cherry valley forever
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@delusion-incarnate1369
Wrote a little fic based off
https://at.tumblr.com/occudo/kinda-insulting-more-gerry-and-gertrude/gvch2fucvz7v
This post. Got permission to post it up so here yall go
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42145785
WHY DO YALL KEEP LIKING THIS?!?! AAAAHHHH
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i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:
"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.
an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.
You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.
If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.
Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.
@felagund-fiollaigean your lyrics scanned too beautifully, i had to XD
@felagund-fiollaigean UPDATE: I JUST NOTICED THERE'S A LONG VERSION
A concept for a perfect unification of the Bill halves from @delusion-incarnate1369 TwinStars AU! I love helping people with designs!! I dunno if you can really call this “helping,” since I just kinda drew it unprompted, but still!!
If yall are insterested! Here is the human version!
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A concept for a perfect unification of the Bill halves from @delusion-incarnate1369 TwinStars AU! I love helping people with designs!! I dunno if you can really call this “helping,” since I just kinda drew it unprompted, but still!!
I LOVES HIMB! he is perfect and i adore this. Now i need to post the twins here too.
I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
back in crossover hell
bonus martin and mabel. m&m if you will
I didn’t see this in the notes yet. So. If you crash cars with someone. You stop, you pull over to the side if you can, you don’t leave. If someone is hurt or crying, call 911 or your emergency number. Never hurts to get checked out. You write down the other person’s license plate and car make and model and colour, and get their driver’s license number. You write down what happened and how it happened. If you both can drive and no one is hurt you can go after exchanging information (don’t try to agree on what happened. Don’t make deals with the person.)
When you get home, call your car insurance provider. Describe the damage to your car and any injuries and how it happened. They’ll ask for the info I told you to get above.
You’ll probably have to take your car to a registered provider who can get an insurance approved quote for repairs.
See your doctor if you are still shaky after a couple of hours. Whiplash gets worse for the first few days so you might think you’re fine but when the adrenaline wears off, you’re not. Symptoms include headache dizziness nausea as well as neck and back pain.
If you see an accident happen, don’t leave. Be the one to call the emergency number if people are injured or not getting out of their car and walking around. Give your phone number and name to both people or to the emergency providers and expect a call from the insurance company. They’ll ask you to tell them what you saw. Be honest.
Drive safe out there, and be prepared. You can call your dad later and he’ll be so proud of you for handling it.
Also, when you call your insurance provider, get a pad of paper or a note taking app/program. Then tell the person helping you "I've never been through this before so I'm not sure what to do. Can you walk me through it step by step?" Then for each step, repeat your notes back to them and as necessary, ask the following questions: -what documentation do I need to have with me? (you may need to go get things like a police report, estimates, etc) -what is the contact number for XYZ third party? (this would be for referrals for things like doctors or repair people) -how long will this take? (the answer to this may be "no idea" if it's something out of their hands, but they should be able to give you an idea of anything internal going on so you know when to follow up) -will there be out of pocket expense? (this is especially true for things like rentals while your car is being fixed or copays for PT) And make sure you have any and all claim numbers and such. They'll be how you access future help. Listen to me, hon. It's scary. And it's unknown. And it feels really big. And for you... it absolutely is. No one gets into wrecks on the daily. But listen to me... the person helping you on the phone, they do this multiple times every day. In fact, you will likely not be the first "This has never happened before! What do I do? Help!?" person they've talked to that day. It's not only absolutely okay to ask them questions, it is expected and it's best if you do right at the jump. You are not bothering them. You are not wasting their time. You are not dumb for not knowing how everything works. In this case (and in a lot of cases) the person you're talking to has a job because no one knows how this all works. And your premiums write their paychecks. Ask all the questions ever.
Cat Martin is now stuck in my head
My brain has truly rotted away and what’s left is a singular little thing named Martin
@ultramarinaa uh, hey, I hope you don't mind, but uh... I wrote a thing?
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He has no idea how it happened.
No, really.
He was working late, stressed beyond belief after Jon had been absolutely horrid to him again both on and off a tape, trying to figure out how to finish this report in a way that wouldn't get him shouted at again. He gets shouted at enough already, okay? He doesn't need more of it at work.
So there he was, scrambling through the unmitigated disaster of the back shelves of the Archives, looking for a specific statement. Which is like asking to waste two whole weeks, really, because nothing is ever where it's supposed to be.
He remembers finally finding the right folder and muffling a cheer that sounded more like a sob, because god only knows where Jon was at that moment, and Martin was really not in the mood to deal with his snide remarks about "workplace appropriate" behavior. Like bullying your employees is appropriate, Jon.
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"But that's why I need you, you shatter my fear."
This song hits me hard. And so I made art, wanna shout out the animatic that introduced me to this song actually. It is here, the art is adorable and style is one I love.
Version without the text below the cut
not only would they win a gift card but also a mug
This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)
im sure most of you dont give a flying dick tit about godzilla shit but this model and now animation is the first thing ive made and was kinda proud of in a long time .
WAIT YOU MADE THIS?
idk probably
im worried that the reason you're getting less attention than you deserve is that this looks like it was clipped out of a Movie, and not one of the lower budget ones
2,840,658 polys
i make my rigs myself
dont do this to me
Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))
There will always be someone to support you
lion says trans rights
Prettiest lion ever
I SHOWED MY SISTER THIS PICTURE AND I SAID “Look at this beautiful trans lion!” AND SHE SAID “Good for her.” LION AND SISTER SAY TRANS RIGHTS
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Small collection of doorkeay doodles
This is so random but I SWEAR you used to sell Magnus Archives merch on your website, but I'm not seeing them now and I feel like I'm imagining it haha
I mean I got these guys
But that's it
