Just Plain Lost At This Point

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

fucked up that estrogen doesnt come in the form of a pink potion that makes a heart shaped puff when you open the bottle

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

I think we should be able to buy blue checks for other people that they can't turn off. Forced clout. Worse than having a viral post.

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

we need more gay hatesex on tv

youre so right tumblr user kismesisstude

HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

King Shit

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

Hilarious horrifying conversations set to In The Hall Of The Mountain King is like my favorite genre of internet funny video