A Real Life Bastard

grandma.com official statement we need to stop making strawberry candies because the stocks are down right now. bye

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

This also applies to celebrities that white ppl perceive as white or close enough to whiteness (e.g. East Asians)

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

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