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He ate Lisa Frank :)

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freakoutgirl

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

freakoutgirl

and love..........

evilgoodguys

"I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you...and I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you." - Wicked Game, Chris Isaak

jellyskink

Yayyyy

Looking at the differences in how the ages are drawn is delightful

#he looks like a proper Disney boy up top #Bill's eye looks like clear boba #put it in a drink

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

moonymellyyy

They will never get out

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If Ford left Earth in the 1980s and came back in 2026

#my art #fanart #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #fan comic #pines bros #ads have begun to fill me with overwhelming disgust #stan is doing sports betting scams #ford has a flamethrower :)#how many times do you think he's set the shack on fire

If Ford left Earth in the 1980s and came back in 2026

#my art #fanart #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #fan comic #pines bros #ads have begun to fill me with overwhelming disgust #stan is doing sports betting scams #ford has a flamethrower :)#how many times do you think he's set the shack on fire

If Ford left Earth in the 1980s and returned in 2026

#my art #fanart #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #fan comic #pines bros #ads have begun to fill me with overwhelming disgust #stan is doing sports betting scams #ford has a flamethrower :)

Saying "the US has a nifty little hat right now" is a lot less apocalyptic sounding than "the continent is trying to cook us alive like ants under a magnifying glass"

Or should I say ticks? I feel like the metaphor is more apt, and I've heard that's another problem we're dealing with

Idk, I only go outside to feed the birds and walk my dogs

#text #you're not supposed to anthorpomorphize animals in terms of projected emotions and social structures #but i feel like it's less of a problem to do that to a land mass #despair #there's a cardinal that visits my feeder often. very cool #anyway i had to use ants because burning ticks under a msgnifying glass isn't a cultural image that one can pull upon #I've never fried an ant but I've seen it in cartoons #tbh I've never immolated any living thing to my knowledge

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

ash-dies-alone1811

front facing Monitor

thegoodmorningman

Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

jellyskink

OHH LITTLE BABY

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y0cotharey

Mabel!!

lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

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