Delta :>

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

Time to FROLIC!

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

I want to stress that I don't want this to be played for comedy, at least not any more than Mulan is.

People keep citing things that are comedies. Ask yourself why you think that this should be a comedy when Mulan wasn't.

#comments on this post are insane#esp with mulan as reference point- a movie that’s abt someone who immediately performs the other gender well and is fulfilled doing so#idk imagine a better world or something the fiction in your brain doesn’t need to be so afraid of male cross dressing being seen a success#tumblr is fun website full of people obsessed with their own moral clarity who have never questioned anything once

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

the thing with the whole "last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid" bit dean said is that while its just a cheap gay joke, it lands so horrifically bad in scene that it just sounds like hes propositioning cas very poorly. dean fumbled so hard he became the gay joke

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess