In my TBT era

simon and garfunkel beef squashed, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.

[ID: "Piss For Me" written in white sharpie on an orange wall. End ID]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[ID: Death Note art of Light thinking, "be normal. be normal. look normal. act normal. sit normal." We see him sitting with one leg crossed over the other next to L, who is doing some kind of combination between a cross-legged and crouched pose and examining the scoop of ice cream he's holding up while saying, "maybe Kira is some kind of sex pervert?"]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

babies. duh

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

wait. what are cats then

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

the fuck is a warrior cat

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

neither should tigerstar but guess what

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

what are two legs considered?

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

something really really bittersweet about ilya correcting david to call him by his first name when david calls him rozanov. like. for years and years it’s been hollander and rozanov. big bad rozanov, the arch rival. but when shane and ilya finally come clean, ilya’s stepping into it completely. we’re lovers. i love your son. i’m not this cocky person you see on television, i’m not even the player you see on the ice, rozanov, 81, captain of the boston raiders. i’m not the guy you’ve cursed and badmouthed — i swear, that’s not all i am. i’m also the man that loves your son. this thing we have, i’m in it for the long haul. i want to be a part of your family one day, maybe. and so i want you to call me by my first name, the name my mother gave me, the name your son keeps safe in his mouth. ilya.

i find it so romantic mello and matt died on the same day and even more romantic that mellos last words were an apology to matt like ohhhmygoddd im sooo weak for them

There’s something deeply wrong with me, clearly, and it’s not the closet gay thing and it’s not the undiagnosed autism thing and it’s not the OCD I don’t have and it’s not the trauma of tokenism thing and it’s not the sub lifestyle I want to live but can’t cuz I’m a hockey player thing and it’s not the unrequited (love) I refuse to put a name to thing and it’s not the I know everyone will hate me once I’m honest about who I am thing… it’s definitely my distinct lack of sense of style. Let’s focus on that.

I love putting characters who love and care about each other in a situation where they have no choice but to hurt each other. Where they'll put up with more so the other person doesn't feel guilty (they still will). And after, their relationship has been changed fractured, or even broken entirely for something neither of them wanted, and now they have to painfully reconstruct everything they had, knowing it'll never be the same. Because the scars will always be there, and they'll always remember how they got them.