GROND GROND GROND

Time to FROLIC!

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts