I draw sin not tragedies

sorry I got hard when you said you had to buy new pants a size up do you still love me

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

🍝This is super good. Take 300g of mixed short pasta, you can use different shapes and mix them together (this is done because it's a traditional dish and people used the shapes they had at home). Then take a medium-sized onion, a carrot, and a piece of celery and dice them very small. 3 or 4 medium potatoes and dice them too. In a large pot, add a good amount of extra virgin olive oil and sauté the onion, carrot, and celery. Then add the diced potatoes and some pancetta. Season with salt and black pepper and stir for a few minutes. Cover everything with water and throw in Parmigiano Reggiano rind. Let it cook for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally and adding water if it's too dry. When the potatoes mash easily, remove the Parmesan rind and toss in the pasta. Add more water and salt, and stir frequently until cooked. Once the pasta is ready, add 250-300 g of diced smoked provola cheese and stir to melt. Serve with a little black pepper and grated Parmesan

the phrase "eating good" is so attractive to me. like oh you're getting spoiled with lots of rich meals and never denying yourself the satisfaction of eating til you're stuffed. and now you have a plump, round belly to show for it 😳😍. can I-- rub your belly after you clean your second loaded plate? it'll help you digest that big meal into more decadent pudge around your waist, and prep your tummy for its incoming dessert of course 🤤