awe… your gut feels so fat and constantly swollen? people must assume you’ve developed health issues by now? & they already know your diet consists mostly of fast foods and heavy cream? just by the way you’re soo out of breath walking from the car into the restaurant? you can see they’re all staring at you while you order…and eat…and burp…and groan…? while you got up you had to slightly, embarrassingly rub your distended gut? because the pain of eating all that lard was just too much?
what a shameful, public statement of your own gluttony. loooooove it!
