forever and after

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

How little things change

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

heated rivalry is like a really hot steamy affair i had one summer and i will always think of fondly and buffy is the ex that i'm still friends with and send memes to like "reminds me of your mom! haha hope you're doing well" but supernatural is like the first love i will never get over and will always manage to compare everyone to even though they broke my heart, they were kind of a shitty person, and they thought it was funny to fart in my face

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS I AM NOT OKAY

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???