elephants are cool

if you lose yourself i will find you

no but like seriously masturbate to me

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?" "dont patronize me Greg"

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any