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My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

strawberries are better dumb bitch

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

it won’t they can’t do that

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™

what do red pandas even do

. that is a serial killer

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis