morp night

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

Annual reblog.

When you die and go to Heaven you’re entitled to make one phone call to any living person you knew in life. With no loved ones in the living world you decide to call the cashier of your favourite pizza place.

what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

also your skill plateaus. you dont get any better at it after a certain point.

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

don't listen to the haters haiku bot you got everything perfect

the r/relationships generation

big shout out to trans women

#dear god ive made it to dullahan tumblr

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Why would I “clean” my blog this is a museum of my interests

You and your buddies dress as your DND characters as an anniversary event. Maybe it’s just atmosphere, but they’re feeling more real as the session goes on. It isn’t until the girl playing a half-orc snaps the table in half while laughing that you all realize there’s something weird happening.

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

hello! expert here, it is because the image has a funny joke!

You’ve noticed a pattern. Whenever you try dieting your favorite restaurant has an unlimited nacho night or your friend has coupons for a free Pizza. It’s the apocalypse, rations are running low. As a joke, you say you’re going on a diet. Seemingly on que, you hear a knock on your bunker door.