the white queen

BAGANWIAJSSBHDGSBHAJHAGDVABSGDVAHA I CAN'T PHYSICALLY TALK RN

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

Vampirism be like "your physical health will be pitch perfect forever, but your mental health is between you and god."

And you‘re allergic to god

this is the fucking worst i need to [remembers suicide jokes worsen my mental health] kill lionel messi

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

it's thousand yard stare summer

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

carlos alonso was so right argentina is about meat is about violence is about state terrorism is about colonialism is about meat is about sex is about meat is about autopsies is about culture is about mutilation is about meat is about meat is about meat

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone