my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

even if bioessentialism was real and all trans women had some inherent advantage over cis women in sports you could not pay me to give a fuck because sports are made up. they are games people play for fun. even though we as a society invented careers around sport it is still boiled down to the fun made up game where you kick a ball. or dribble a ball. or swim in a pool. or show people how fast you can run. it’s for leisure. fun. not serious. who gives a fuck. fun. #mygame⚽️🏀🏈⚾️