Thomas with a trophy reblog if you agree

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

the way they genuinely only made it this far bc the ref didn’t give messi the red card he deserved in the first match

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

im going to kill myself *remembers i shouldn’t say that or whatever* im going to kill the Fédération Internationale de Football Association

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I love tumblr bc it feels like im talking to a wall and sometimes the wall responds

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone