Thomas with a trophy reblog if you agree

no one talks about how literally chipul tău şi dragostea din tei mi-amintesc de ochii tăi

Do not believe what they say about adulthood. You'll only know you're a fully functioning adult when you see the most ludicrous sink design known to mankind and your first thought is "how the fuck are you supposed to clean that?"

yeah ive got experience in handling international relations. ive got mutuals from all over the world and they even reblog posts from me

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

“Would you like to use AI assistant?” I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun

there’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t jump out of my seat the second the plane lands