I'm only here because I have nowhere else to go

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

*dying*

@wellmanicuredman

ALL HAIL GRITTY

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

I love this whole thread

i am in physical agony

What the hell even is that

Yall I've been here since 2009 - I lived through the transition of thinking we were somehow significant for being on tumblr even though it was christmas to not giving a shit. Back when the most famous blog here was Pitch Black Glow. I remember the first tumblr marriage. I lived through the Mishapocalypse and the Cole Sprouse incident.. I was there when we still called our creator "daddy" and when he sold us to fucking Yahoo. I have watched this place become an absolute shit show. Dont drag me

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

This just keeps getting better and better

This gets better ever time

It got better.

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

tom jones fucked all of our moms

do it for her (amelia “mia” mignonette thermopolis renaldi, queen of genovia)

*princess

Some people never watched the sequel and it shows