Gay life advice from a lifeless gay

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

If Sepideh does not win that damn Emmy trust they will have a problem

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders