btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

Do Ho Suh, Nest/s (2024)

@inneskeeper

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what