The Irreverent Wiimotionplussy

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not now baby, mommy’s enjoying the color brown

Taylor Swift, and it's almost all thanks to her unhinged conspiracy theorist fans who think she's The Riddler for secret gayness. New entry for the DSM-6 for sure.

getting cut off in traffic and filling with blinding rage for an instant before I close my eyes and take a deep breath and imagine the driver having gay sex

and then I get a little too into it and forget to open my eyes and run a red light and get tboned by a truck and die immediately

my “mind cigarette”

does anyone like me and want to understand me

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

oh everybody loves the homosexual until the homo starts acting sexual

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Left for dead was such a good PVE game. It’s too bad we don’t know how to make games anymore