Davoidavoidavoid

@changes This change is going to destroy any kind of connection the creator has to whatever the community does with their creation. It is unhealthy for the site and by making it like all the other sites' chain reposts, makes this site redundant and makes it unappealing for both old and new users. This is not going to help this site get bigger numbers. I expect this change to be reverted.

dude simpleflips, grayfruit and tim rogers have all irreversibly ruined my vocabulary

"too new", "brother", "they dont even know im jake", "half a car", "youre a villain" all from simpleflips. and probably about a million other subconscious influences

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

10 years of checking his palse