I'M A TINY LITTLE MAN IN YOUR BLOOD STREAM

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

people in the 90s are like 45 now

it’s hard to know for sure

there were so many of them

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it