I'M A TINY LITTLE MAN IN YOUR BLOOD STREAM

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

would you rather step on a small slug once a day for 5 years or get a dog addicted to cigarettes and you pass it on your way to work smoking cigarettes on the porch and it seems just a little bit worse off every time you see it