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caesar clown…..bad babysitter amv cuz i have worms in my brain :3

#fuck it. making this my pinned post #i want to chase him with a comically large bat while he screams and cries

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aueua

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#i like them fine #we aren't close since they're both over a decade older than me #honestly... sometimes i feel a little bitter knowing mom seemed to have only abused me. what did i do to deserve that?#i always assumed she had hurt all of us #it's weird knowing they have a completely different view of mom. or at least my brother does. i don't know my sisters side of things #i guess it was always a stupid assumption... i was born over a decade after them. we grew up in different times in moms life #anyway. i guess it's complicated but it's not their fault

dogpuppy

3lizab3t

i keep seeing the most awesome things ever…

#IS THAT A MYSTERY VAN TRANSFORMER???#its kindof awesome. epic.#and the scooby doo mystery snack.. ok... yes #alt mode looks like a pack of cigs even more awesome #and the swappable hears #heads #this is so awesome sauce

sticky-smoothie

I hate gamers…

thyrell

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

bimbo-bear

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

thyrell

this event is cancelled

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youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

3000s

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

feastofsnakes

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

1945sellmeats

attack for THIS GUY -> @epicswagdivorceguy1 that you should also kill and destroy

also me too destroy me too i like it -> my fight

#LETS ALL KILL EACH OTHER!!!#god diesels fuckass sleeping face in the first panel is so funny. lets kill him

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

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crazymuffin1

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

#reanimator: i hardly know 'er!

cryptotheism

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

kumkaniudaku

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

#this was me like last week it was kinda crazy #also still but it's not as strong i guess !#man this pond is so beautiful. gonna miss it when i go overdose in an abandoned parking lot later #like . ok girl #tw suicide #like i guess.. whateverrr

aflo

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

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katiemonz

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

#HELP THIS IS SO GOOD #nice job TAILS #sth #i love how you drew eggman #the last panel is also killing me hes about to pop himself outta there and run away 3&k style

spinecutter-archive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

spinecutter-archive

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

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