I've been having ideas for like a week, so fakepost time, Star Wars Edition.
dailyjediquotes reblogged verpine-sextoy [21:3:28]
dailyjediquotes [21:3:27]
QUOTE OF THE DAY : "Kill yourself, perhaps you should. Traditional, it is." - Jedi Master Yoda, 225:6:11BrS
verpine-sextoy follow [21:3:27]
dailyjediquotes [21:3:28]
It's advice, given to Jedi Knight Lo'or Cil'lin during negotiations with the Breem. Apparently, it's traditional when two of them can't reach an agreement to kill themselves, and whoever heals back to life first is considered to have the favour of the planet, thus winning.
#skill issue honestly verpie #you should really read up on the Breem though. fascinating species
da-emperooorxxx reblogged droidswrongsactivist [21:3:28]
czerka-corp-officialdeactivated15740 [3949:2:12]
The Czerka Corporation would like to remind you that all rumours regarding the nature of our current HK series droids are just that, rumours. The HK series are designed only for protocol duties, and will not, nor can they ; Kill you, Kill your family, Kill your enemies, Kill your pets, Deliberately cause a diplomatic incident, Spread your secrets, Spread your enemies secrets, or break article 509-411-C of Republic Law.
droidswrongsactivist [3949:2:15]
Mocking Statement : This latest attempt at hiding the nature of the HK series is the most pathetic yet. I am forced to applaud the meatbags of Czerka, I did not have faith that they could make it more obvious.
da-emperooorxxx [21:2:13]
Wait wait wait, I just saw this, how frakking old are you @ droidswrongsactivist?????
droidswrongsactivist [21:3:27]
dailyjediquotes reblogged remembertheskywalker [21:3:28]
generalbaewalkerdeactivated16537 [16:5:20]
Whoo, finally back on Coruscant and just in time too huh. Never thought the Separatists would get so bold. Everyone doing alright?
historyiswritten follow [20:9:43]
This is, to my knowledge, the last message sent by Anakin Skywalker before his death.
Look, I honestly don't care if the rest of the Jedi betrayed the Republic, but I refuse to believe Skywalker was in on it. The man was a hero unlike any other.
#yeah I've had my issues with the narrative for a while #but I swear by the fact that no matter what Skywalker wasn't part of the coup #I've read his logs #there's no way he'd do anything like that
dailyjediquotes [21:3:27]
Anonymous asked : How in the name of Chaos has Imperial Intelligence not killed you by now????
Don't wooooooorry about it.
#snitches get 10-12 new orifices btw #just fyi
droidswrongsactivist reblogged historical-smash-or-pass [21:3:27]
historical-smash-or-pass follow [21:2:44]
Don't have much on this one honestly. I looked into them before this, but all I could find was that they were some sorta General during the Mandalorian Wars or something?
Smash or Pass
Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025
REMINDER : SUBMISSIONS MUST HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR 100 YEARS AT A MINIMUM. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS.
historical-smash-or-pass [21:3:1]
[Image ID : Tags reading #Smash #One of the few respectable meatbags I've known]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT YOU'VE KNOWN" IT'S BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS?????
#Do not worry your tiny meatbag brain about it.
bith-by-bith reblogged lekkuposting [21:3:27]
dug-in-a-hole follow [3:7:11]
Would you still love me if I was an Exogorth?
astralsauce follow [3:7:11]
Bad news then you mopak nerf herder.
bith-by-bith reblogged memoryoftaris [21:3:27]
clonerreviews follow [21:3:25]
GAR PROJECT MEGAREVIEW, PART TWO
Hello everyone, this is Koral Nai here again for you all with part two of the Megareview covering the Grand Army of the Republic project. This is made in collaboration with @ galactic-foundry , @ arms-armours-and-auxilaries and @ starshipping . Please remember to check them out for their parts on the CIS Droid Army, Armaments and Vehicles, and Starships of the Clone Wars respectively.
Without further ado, here's the video.
[Video pictured ; Title "GAR MEGAREVIEW PART TWO - UNITS 200001 THROUGH 400000". The thumbnail depicts a grey eyed Kaminoan sitting in front of a shelf of damaged Phase 1 Clonetrooper equipment. It is 25 hours long.]
shouldsioniastandfree follow [21:3:26]
Wow, the longneck was serious about it? I though the first one was the Kaminoan version of a joke.
on-starlit-wings follow [21:3:26]
We all know Kaminoans don't have fun. They're too busy gloating about the superiority of their own frakking poodoo for that.
Calling it there for this one. Hope, uh, you enjoyed?
Btw if you're questioning the numbers, there's like a lotta people in the SW galaxy, and while rotunda is pretty small for being SW soc med, that still means you generally multiply the notes by 100.
Also for the dates : https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Great_ReSynchronization
Also if you can tell what the various mini references and jokes are, please say so! I put a decent amount of research into this shitpost.
Now I gotta figure out how to tag this thing...