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I think you mean in ur closet ;)

ah yes, my train of thought, or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

*spongebob narrator voice* ah.. zee mortifying ordeal of being known

“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

Double sherlock posts, sorry 🤷‍♀️

WHERE ARE YALL GETTING THIS/1!!1!!!????!?

Leaped over furniture like a gazelle.

•Shook hands with a baby :,}

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN

the forced birth movement needs to go down

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

When you have to sneak around like a goddamn spykid so you don’t wake anyone up on your way to midnight snack time

can’t forget that spider walk down the stairs

Oh hell yes, avoiding creaky ass floorboards tryna rat your ass out