wild nights — wild nights!

Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

Not a real true butch lover if you only care and protect the skinny, white, cis butch, btw.

There is nothing wrong with the skinny, white, cis butch, by the way. But if you deliberately avoid taking part in the fight that is protecting all other types of butches out there, that says a lot about you. And none of it is good.

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

I am so forgiving. None of these other stupid unrepentant bitches could be as gracious as me.

the long term effects of jopping are just now being studied

I imagine for the entire time Hollanov are secretly seeing each other every time Shane has to do a press conference or something with Ilya and be in front of a lot of people he’s like that one tweet about having severe anxiety at the airport that’s like “What if I accidentally have a gun?” but instead it’s like “What if I accidentally suck him off sloppy style in front of the press?”