I Should Put Something Clever Here

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

Another dyke moment I had recently was when I was talking about how I quit dating men because I don't like them & die girlies were all like laughing along with me about it but one of them felt the need to be like "not that there's anything *wrong* with men-" and all I could think was like. Yes there is?

This was in a group of queer women too but they're like pansexual and normal ykwim. I've kind of been adopted by Women like their weird dog (nonbinary butch lesbian) but I keep forgetting they don't think there's anything wrong with men

I know they agree with me they're just afraid to admit it. They agree and then flinch. Come with me. There IS something wrong with men

when people treat trans women's breasts as if they aren't real breasts and when they treat our vaginas as if they aren't real vaginas they are contributing to the idea that when we are raped it isn't really rape

they relentlessly speak of our bodies as fake and then we are treated as inhuman sex dolls who don't suffer, unlike real human women. these are not two disconnected phenomena

galaxy brain terfs have found this one and they're acting like I'M the one who invented the idea that rape is only rape if it's against a cis woman. I don't know how to tell you this my friends but this is one of your favorite talking points 😭

the bit in symphony of the night were dracula throws his wine glass except a roomba comes in and cleans up the shards

For nearly five hundred years, my people, Black people, have been abused and tortured and treated like less than animals, and still we cry. We make room for grief, we make space for it because if we do not cry, if we don't moan with the sorrow of it, it will literally kill us. And I'm sure other people of color know this, that bottling it up and ignoring it, is not a solution. You have to feel it. The shame of being associated with such an evil, imperialist empire; the guilt of our relative comfort in america being financed by the extraction of labor in the global south; the horror, the helplessness, the overwhelming grief that comes from seeing countless dead men, women and children, people who look like your family destroyed by the american empire. There's no way around it. The only way out is through, and you're gonna have to break down to build it back up.

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

a comic with two trans furries, one autistic, one physically disabled and fat, both poc coded, yeah it's bound to be cringey to people and that's ok. ppl wanting to fix this comic makes me giggle cuz it misses the point entirely.

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

*flips next card over* by the devil

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭