I Should Put Something Clever Here

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Liked this girl’s cooking reel and then unliked it bc her husband showed up at the end eating the food with her when he didn’t do anything #neverplaywithme

how do you exPLAIN this to people who are not balls deep in politics on tumblr??

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Thank you for reporting this weird ass porn ad ☺️ no, we will not stop showing it to you 🤗 in fact, it's going to be the only ad you see from now on 🥰 yeah, that photo you posted got flagged as mature content because it shows a woman's shoulder 😇

Hey anyone notice how google translate is being pretty liberal with their translations as of late? Takin some real liberties to infer tone.

I’m sorry, but the logic that a rapist “won’t stop” because you’ve warned other people about their behavior so it’s meaningless to warn other people is so stupid. I think potential victims actually have a right to know about predators in their community. Lack of accountability is not an argument against warnings, it’s actually an argument for them.

“Warning people about rapists in their community is pointless” = “The missing stair is never gonna get fixed, so you shouldn’t even warn people it’s there. Just let them fall down the stairs and die.”