maria

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back