Nonbinary Catboy Girlfriend

do it in real life. don't just play pretend. become a girl. somewhere it stops being dressup and starts being dress. do it for real. make it real. be a girl in real life, be anything. don't just play pretend, believe yourself.

if you don't believe yourself, if you let yourself sit, mutely apologetic, straitjacketed by an outside consensus, you will not be safer. you will die. you have so much beauty inside you, you are overflowing with it, and you mustn't staunch it, you must live. please.

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

Back when hockey romance was really becoming a Thing I saw a very funny TikTok where the real-life wife or girlfriend of a hockey player read an angsty passage from a book that went something like “the hardest part of loving him was watching him go out on the ice, knowing he could get hurt every time” and she was like “NO!!! The hardest part is all the carb loading! Do you know how much FUCKING PASTA I MAKE—“ and yes I did think about that during the cottage episode of Heated Rivalry

i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

a reminder to transfems that you aren’t a walking fetish toy you are a full and beautiful and wonderful human being and anyone who only wants you for your girldick and doesn’t give a shit about your actual personality isn’t someone you want around you

Last I heard his landlord snitched him out!!!!! I’m dying that this is the most I’ve ever seen fucking Nebraska in the news

HERE’S THE ARTICLE from what people around me have been saying is this gate is literally infamous for not opening, being janky just a pos. Like imagine you had a shitty shitty night of work, just want to get home to your apartment then some mechanical gate won’t even let you through?? and 3200 for two pieces of wood? ohhhhkayyy

rememver when i was in a room full of cis women (some gay, some straight) and they all agreed that the man should always pay for the date, and if its two women or two men whoever is more masculine should pay and i genuinly thought i was losing it

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.