Nonbinary Catboy Girlfriend

i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

a reminder to transfems that you aren’t a walking fetish toy you are a full and beautiful and wonderful human being and anyone who only wants you for your girldick and doesn’t give a shit about your actual personality isn’t someone you want around you

Last I heard his landlord snitched him out!!!!! I’m dying that this is the most I’ve ever seen fucking Nebraska in the news

HERE’S THE ARTICLE from what people around me have been saying is this gate is literally infamous for not opening, being janky just a pos. Like imagine you had a shitty shitty night of work, just want to get home to your apartment then some mechanical gate won’t even let you through?? and 3200 for two pieces of wood? ohhhhkayyy

rememver when i was in a room full of cis women (some gay, some straight) and they all agreed that the man should always pay for the date, and if its two women or two men whoever is more masculine should pay and i genuinly thought i was losing it

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

so many people adding to that to be like “the distinction between Adult and Childrens films… well… heh… no one knows… its just too nebulous… they have the exact same quality and subject matter i guess you’ll just have to watch Kung Fu Panda and see if it speaks to you” like. no actually the distinction seems quite clear and even easy. if i’m wondering if a movie is made for children, i ask myself: “did the people who made this movie make it for children?” if the answer is yes, it is in fact for children, and not for me, an adult

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.