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[ID: tiktok by @/juzt_sammie with the caption "POV: You're visually impaired." A man walks up to a wall outside with a paper notice taped onto it. He says, "What is this? Let me put on my glasses." He puts them on and takes the paper, reading, "Beware, quicksa—" then cuts himself off with an annoyed look at the camera. As he says this he starts rapidly sinking downwards into the quicksand out of frame. End ID.]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

nice tits

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

controversial opinion everywhere except tumblr, i LOVE pigeons. i think they’re adorable. their iridescent neck feathers are so cute, their little coos are just the best, they come in so many colors, they just walk around everywhere <3

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[ID: Digital artwork of bi-pride stalagmites on the ground of a cave growing up towards pan-pride stalactites hanging from the ceiling. Two white bats fly through the cave.]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

Love this, like a dog sticking his head out the car window. He's going SO FAST you guys!

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell