FIRE IN THE HOLE!

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

Yes

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent