Genie: you have 2 wishes that I can grant for you guys. One for each!
Miu and Kokichi: *whispers*
Miu: my wish is to have every letter G be replaced with the letter P
Kokichi: and my wish is to have the letter E at the end of a word be replaced by the letter S
Penis: god damn it
Kokichi and miu: *highfive*
















