heart full of stars

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

you weren't born gay, you CHOSE to watch the Hex Girls' performance in Scooby Doo

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy

what about Travis being posessed by a train of thought so thoroughly ADHD that no mortal can comprehend it causing Griffin and Justin to have a breakdown

what about when Justin is just so thrilled by a bit he is losing his shit before it’s even finished and it’s just so pure because Griffin is baffled and Travis cannot believe this shit.

When Travis says something OFF THE WALL to a question and his brothers go “Uhhhh?!” In tones of awe/horror and he just very calmly replies “yes?”