jamie

cunts

FUCKING GET IN

imagine if that golf trip with trump kane took was actually a spy mission and he's been a MI6 agent the entire time

I used to really struggle with swallowing pills up until about three years ago, and the only way I can do it nowadays is by thinking about Gabriel Luna. All I have to do is think about him and then I can swallow the pill.

give that man a statue

blacked out for a second there n thought the ref was Charles Boyle

every day I think about how one day before training, my coach emailed us all which room to meet up in at the training centre (one of the rooms was named Van Dijk) and instead of typing "Dijk" he typed the slur out (to a group of mostly lesbians)

im still convinced they set up the plot of robby being abandoned by his mum so that they can have her come in as a patient next season

at what point do I get to see Kane and Jude make out sloppy style

well it's 4am now theres genuinely no point in me going to bed

genuinely what is this match