Fine Dwarven Crafts

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

everybody let's have a coffee together

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter