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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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to me it's counter intuitive that little person and dwarf are more acceptable so it's really helpful to know.
also spread this video to appreciate the fucking killer mustache on that one guy in the suit. holy shit, it's like a work of art.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
By god, a corner stone of our culture, I thought it lost to time!
I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
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“Is the writing bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot”
I feel like that should be the canned response to anyone who complains in your fic’s AO3 comments about the [thing] when the [thing] is clearly tagged.
Error 404: Brain Cell Not Found
Teen Wolf » Sterek
Title: Error 404: Brain Cell Not Found
Author: fairytalesandfolklore
Fandom: Teen Wolf (Masterlist)
Relationship: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski
AO3 Rating: Teen & Up (a complete collection of author's notes, inspiration credits, content warnings and tags can be found on AO3)
Summary: He means to send the photo to Scott. Really, he does. But it's barely 9AM and he hasn't had coffee yet so his brain isn't exactly firing on all cylinders, single brain cell chanting an endless chorus of Derek Derek Derek. Which is how he ends up accidentally sending the photo he'd just taken to Derek instead, along with the lovely accompanying caption: seriously scotty, just look at him, I think I'm in love.
By the time Stiles realizes his mistake, it's too late to hit cancel. He hears the telltale chime of a successfully sent text, the little grayed-out delivered notification staring back at him with a mocking checkmark. He glances up, watching in abject horror as Derek pulls out his phone. Clocks his exact time of death as the moment Derek's eyebrows arch high enough to meet his hairline.
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“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:
Torterra.....
Also, I'm sorry, I am so fucking gleeful about how smart Stiles is.
I've seen it in other fandoms where the special little guy gets elevated far beyond canon by the fandom, so it's incredibly satisfying to see that nah, Stiles is the smartest person on this damn show and that's just canon.
Continuously, all the time, he gets to be the one to figure shit out. He solves the problems. He pushes the others into the directions of solutions. Over and over again. Regardless of what the context is, he gets to be the one to figure things out.
Weaponized?
When there is a whole damn army of CDC people on school ground? Stiles takes one look at Coach, questions why he was the only adult infected, immediately goes to his office that has apparently not been searched by the adults and then quickly figures out how they all had been infected. None of the actual professional adult investigators involved figure this out, even though Coach being Patient Zero is known and even though the clues are right there. This was solvable for humans, this was not a supernatural problem he could only solve due to his supernatural knowledge.
And when they need to isolate somewhere, it's Stiles who remembers the Hale Vault, it's Stiles who finds the entrance to the Hale Vault.
Sure, he is not the only one who figures out solutions on the show. But he is the one who figures out the majority of problems. He really is the clever one. And I love that so, so, so much.
We don't need to blow his intelligence or abilities out of proportion. Canon is serving us good fucking food all the time in this one regard.
noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like "they weren't right for each other" or "it just didn't work out" but for poly relationships it's always "this is why I could never do polyamory"
Poly people have to be exemplars of their entire community in everything they do. Hold on where’s that xkcd comic.
If someone is part of an oppressed group, they’re supposed to be perfect in every way, otherwise it looks bad for the entire group. Poly, gay, trans, women, race, and more that I can’t think of while my nose is stuffed as much as it is right now.
Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~
You don't get it, derek grew up from s2~s3 and ahead bc he figured his clothes size wasn't that big and stopped using elvis Presley haircut (look at cousin Miguel ep) and bought that ugly shoes adults use instead of keep using sneakers. Like, in s1 he had to avoid colors bc if he accidentally put on a pale blue shirt, he would look like a baby using his big bro's shirt 🥺😭😭 but everyone can agree that the "the grown ass man" should be shortened to "grown ass", as his butt is truly very big 😔🍑
This entire thing was awesome and agreed dear anon

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“Tumblr is a bad platform for content creators” frankly, content around here isn’t so much created as perpetrated. We commit content.
With willful intent
aiding and abetting content
Possession of content with intent to distribute
Spreading dis content.
Contentious to say so.
it rly is weird how theres this culture in progressive spaces where like you can be as mean, as CRUEL even, as you want as long as youre not being explicitly bigoted towards any marginalized group of people and still be seen as a really good person with good morals who nobody is allowed to have beef with bc theyve never done anything racist or homophobic
politically correct behavior devoid of compassion for humanity as a whole is a callous performance and nothing more
this is why there’s a huge debate over whether certain groups are “really” oppressed btw, or whether that oppression is unique to them vs just a manifestation of another type of oppression also experienced by other groups. the goal with that whole line of debate isn’t to actually understand power dynamics and the structure of hegemony, it’s to be able to shit on people you dislike guilt free.
I did not become scared or distrustful of Muslims after 9/11, despite the fact my country, my state, was directly attacked. I felt no urge to join those who attacked Muslims, Muslim restaurants, and firebombed mosques here in America. Seeing Muslims in America wearing their traditional clothing like hijab or symbols of their homelands or items of worship does not make me upset or uncomfortable. I did not ask every Muslim I met if they condemn Al Qaeda or ISIS.
If you feel distrustful of Jews, that’s antisemitism. If you think it helps Palestinians to attack Jews, their restaurants, or synagogues here in America, you are antisemitic. If seeing a Jew wearing traditional clothing or items of worship such as the Star of David or a kippah or tallit makes you uncomfortable, you are antisemitic. If you feel like you need to ask every Jew if they condemn the actions of the Israeli government to make sure they’re a “good Jew”, you are antisemitic.
dramatic tone shift in this post lol but i think i got all the kpdh out of my system- i say as i listen to soda pop again

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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!
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