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"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle