elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...what?

What's not clicking

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

me when i fucking GET you

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?