Whatever Pleases Us

Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

Motorcycles 🤝 cigarettes (Fantastic marketing made them look soso cool while also being a pretty bad idea to invest in personally)

who am I if I don’t isolate myself from everyone

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buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

i support women's wrongs

The sculpture is now worth $89,400

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

Time knife is a form of time knife

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

reblog to save a life

I’m not a diabetic but this is awesome!

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments