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The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

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pangur-and-grim

Grim is such a grumpy grandma. she growls in between each lick

rdstonowhere

Problems Coded

adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

adurot

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

adurot

But wait, there’s more!

adurot

ruxiecat121

I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

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pukicho

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

pukicho

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

voldemo

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian

voldemo

its like ive never seen herbivore

ezekestiel

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

that-one-support

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

pretentious-ravioli

baambastic

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

secunitscompromisedbrain

excuse me, no I wasn't???

beguilingcorpse

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

firedragon1321

This woke a memory that slept and that I thought had died.

andmaybegayer

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

andmaybegayer

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

girlishgamine

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

ralfmaximus

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

dailymanners

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

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asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

mlarayoukai-archive

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

boyholes

i think im in love with you

avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

faildyke

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

faildyke

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

darwinsleastfavourite

She’s the character ever. She routinely dresses for and inserts herself into scenes as the sex appeal, knowing she looks like a drowned albino rat. She’s smart enough to know going mad with power has consequences and she’s okay with it because she’s also smarter than most of the consequences. She’s canonically cannibalized people and it’s the least interesting thing about her. She’s even gay.

femmetragedyke

two butches seeing how many fingers they can fit in me at the same time when?

#waow

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bashful-babygirll-deactivated20

Yes, leave marks on me, I want to be able to feel you the next day.

#okay yay!

laurawful

My favorite thing to do is brush a girl's bottom lip with My thumb and watch its brain shut off

laurawful

actually my favorite thing to do is push My thumb past its lips and see how much I can make it drool on itself while its eyes get all glassy

#prev #whatever you want princess!

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