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dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

do you guys ever think about that time someone On Here was like "man James Baldwin has some good takes but he's so pretentious about it" and then it was promptly revealed that they had no idea who James Baldwin was and they were under the impression he was some sort of contemporary blogger who they only knew from seeing him quoted on tumblr. I think about that constantly.

I am an unfaithful wife 2 comics

it’s 2026 can people stop recommending the dark knight returns as a starter comic? like 4real real?

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

Instagram and tiktok are fucked because if you have generational wealth and a weird pair of sunglasses in NYC you can easily get 200-300 thousand followers for posting the same video over and over

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars