You bring out the 'fuck you' in me.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

I miss my guy paperclip

I hate you all for this 

I heard this post.

I highkey feel attacked

I have been stabbed in the feels.

@logicheartsoul

OLD

Omg, my family constantly competed to have the highest score in 3D pinball… ☺️

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

not to be dramatic but there’s something really fucked up that happens to your sense of morality when you grow up and people keep telling you things like “treat others as you’d want to be treated” but fucking no one practices or enacts it. my family said “be kind” and “love your neighbor” left and right when i was a child, but i had no example of what those things actually entailed because i was simultaneously told to not make eye contact with people perceived to be homeless, shown that boundaries could be disrespected with no consequences, & witnessed countless instances of injustice where the people who raised me could have helped those around them including myself but chose not to. i grew up thinking selfishness and meanness were forms of love. i have had to teach myself empathy and compassion because no one showed me how to be kind unless it was convenient and even then there were always ulterior motives. makes me feel like an evil person sometimes but i realize i am a product of my environment and the cycle ends with me. i am full of love and light and kindness and i have worked so hard to get here.

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

none of your videogame faves are heterosexual or cisgender. theyre actually having gay sex whenever your straight player character leaves the area .its coded into the game you just cant see it. in all games

tbh being able to freely admit when you’re wrong without getting defensive or angry is a skill we should all be working on more as a species

she promised, and she DELIVERED