Horny for cheshire on main

“get out of the tree, catra.”

“you’re not the boss of me, adora.”

“Catrina. Get down, now.”

“... that was REALLY low.”

i love this but consider:

priest at adora & catra’s wedding: “Do you, Catrina Applesauce Meowmeow, take Princess Ad-“

glimmer: i’m proud to introduce to you She-Ra, Princess of Power-

adora, posing with her wedding ring: actually it’s She-Ra Meowmeow, Princess of Power :)

catra: we named ourselves when we were 5 and adora’s full name was adora happysmile rainbowfist

Glimmer: who tf is catrina?

Adora: How do u not know my gf?

ok this is something i see kind of often and i want to address it because i feel like people are getting worse and worse at this:

when writing anon hate dont end it with “lol”. it COMPLETELY undercuts the sincerity of your criticism. By saying “lol” you’re saying “I’m admitting that the purpose of this message is to make you feel bad, not give you advice that WOULD make you feel bad about yourself or your identity”.

as little as 5 years ago people would send flames that actually HURT a person. you used to get MEANINGFUL attacks on who you were at your core, shit you couldnt change. nowadays its all fuckin “maybe if you stanned twice your hair wouldnt look so greasy LOL” like what the fuck ever dude this petty gradeschool recess shittalk does not stick with a person, you forget about it within 200 seconds and get on with what youre doing.

Okay this one is slightly better because it’s filled with genuine malice beyond a single fact about me. The problem with THIS insult, however, is that your anger with me specifically is coming through so thick that I can tell you’re attacking me from an emotional place and not a logical one, making it kind of hollow.

Additionally, I have no idea where you got 3 different parts of your argument; sad brony, clown aesthetic, guilt trip over a VR headset.

The clown aesthetic I guess I understand because I talk about my interest in clowns a lot, but that’s like saying I have a “ghost aesthetic” because I like ghosts or a “video game aesthetic” because I like videogames.

The other two I legit have no idea where you’re getting those from, which makes me think that you saw a stray post or two of mine and established an idea of what I must be like in your head from a subjective perspective based on a few strands of information.

This is definitely a step up though! We’ve graduated from grade school to middle-school.

yeah the lake territories have like

no landmarks that are recognizable except for like

i guess there’s a tree

the abandoned twoleg den

horseplace

that one clearing thunderclan and shadowclan fought over

character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(

person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?

character a: ...i think so. why?

person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.

character a: w

11 years of THESE DANG KIDS!!!! 

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.