Uninspired Tumblrite

Lmao, this is amazing

That cloaked figure that’s been following your party? Animated cloak, the wizard forgot it at home and it got lonely.

op change your url

Let Ace fuck!

this atmosphere/coloring reminds me of like waking up from a daytime nap and not knowing like what the date or year is

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

@astriiformes

Hot take: the modern LGBT community relishing in all the stereotypes we’ve been trying to avoid for decades is both extremely cringy and will probably be our downfall.

Another hot take: the reason why it’s mostly bisexuals who go anti SJW or egalitarian is because they’re persecuted by both LGTs and straight people

Ding ding ding, you’re both right.

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

THIS VIDEO IS SO WHOLESOME FOR PRIDE MONTH

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

this is so sad alexa play a real banger

FUCK YES 

“Money can’t buy you happiness” is propaganda from rich people to convince the poor to be satisfied with less.

Delicious, finally some good fucking food.

You have given me this information. You have not given me what I am supposed to do with it.