Chandahulk

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

i don't know what i was going for with this post

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

easy website my ass

me when my horse named website nips my ass

if someone dates me they get a cat AND a boyfriend so really its like two in one. extra value. also they get bit

By you or the cat?

Why thank-you kitty.

It’s a moneyhat on a moneycat. Only reason for reblog

Casual reminder that 2024 will be the last free election the world will ever see, Guy Fieri will be in the U.S Supreme Court and eventually become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War, and ICP will be in the White House.

we also won’t have tap water. thats gonna be faygo. enjoy your water while it lasts, human scum

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

firefox users getting Ws just by google being shittier and shittier lmao

What happened this time?

youtube is forcing a hardcoded 5 second loading time for videos being played back on firefox for no reason other than it's not chrome

i dont know what you guys are talking about but that may be because i keep my ublocko filters up to date + youtube nonstop extension

Seems like Google programming their website specifically to fuck with the experience of anyone using a competitor's browser is the sort of thing antitrust lawsuits love to see.

also fajitas