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at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

I don't even say have a good day anymore I just look at customers like this 🫩

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

this could work. we never tried it

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okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom