I have never been wise

i'm finally getting caught up on cr4 e31 and man. the clear influences of the player's real life culture in their characters (and in the worldbuilding in brennan's case) is amazing and adds such a richness. like thaisha is so clearly influenced by like. black american folk culture Especially with the orcish revolutionaries. idk if liam is irish but he's at least running with a lot of the irish american working class stuff brennan injected into the world in terms of the hal and the culture of the round. and azune's whole bit about not having anyone to speak his native language to and his disconnect to his own identity (diaspora narrative). i Love when real world cultures are reflected in fiction it's so good.

the unholy drink cloaca strikes again

it is still so funny that the party composition of the schemers table is just 18 charisma, 18 charisma, 18 charisma, murray doing her goddamn best

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

Lindsay Graham dying before Mitch McConnell is crazy work

[Sarah McLaughlin’s Angel playing] Every day, tens of people pick up a Realm of the Elderlings book mistaking it for the start of a standalone trilogy. They don’t know who the fuck Amber is or why they should care. Where did the dragons come from? Who the hell are Fitz and the Fool and why is their reunion so erotically charged? Well they would know if any editions ever made it clear in their “also by Robin Hobb” page that the goddamn books are chronological and have an overarching plot. Please, help future and potential readers be properly devastated. Give me $5 so i can vandalize library and bookstore copies across the nation with stickers that explain the reading order

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

both of the albums she’s put out since she started dating him were extremely ass so I think having a messy divorce could kickstart her into making listenable music again, not that I willingly listen to it but it’s everywhere in stores and on the radio

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world