I have never been wise

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

I think that it's perfectly acceptable to shave your body for whatever reason makes you happy. Or even just calm. Like say because one time you were sleeping in a small rundown beach house and while you were asleep you had a dream where the wind was gently wafting through your "manly" leg hair. Only it was about 200+ fire ants. And there was very much stinging. And pain, and swelling and (later on) doctors said that you should 110% have been hospitalized for the symptoms of that insect attack. And now you shave your leg hair completely bare because that wind wafting feeling is the very definition of a "trigger".

hey what

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks