I have never been wise

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

the world is a strange and wonderous place

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

I'm still obsessed with the fact that Hal is literally Shakespeare. Famous playwright from a humble background who owns a circular theatre. Liam O'Brien when I fucking get you.

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

julien at the end of e31: if i had a copper for every time i discovered ive become overly attached to a dead guy who i actively disliked against my will in the last DAY, i would have two coppers, which isnt a lot, but FUCK

I know "only Julien can fix Julien" but I think if he had a 6ft tall wife who could grow to 9ft tall and summon an ax at will it would encourage him to fix himself faster

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

Amazing. Astounding. 10/10. Never forget the classics. Can't wait to see their Pope.

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]