I have never been wise

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

every trilogy you think well surely that was the queerest and most traumatising roadtrip ever that fitz just went on and every book robin hobb chuckles fondly and reminds you that no, in fact it's always possible for a roadtrip to get worse and also more gay

#yeah. yeah exactly. you got me. #people often tell the coramar seelies that they deserve each other. it's not a compliment (@words-writ-in-starlight)

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

i wasn't ready for that..lol

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

I think the biggest effect Sense8 had on my life is me saying "I see you, villain" whenever I am dealing with anything that mildly inconveniences me

"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough." ~Roger Ebert

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

or maybe the gay sex was there, once. it didn't save anyone, it didn't change anything. but it was there. and it never happened again.