you might think every day in november is just a day in november. however, there are some days in november that are significantly More than others. if you know you know

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

she touch my yippee till i yay

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

Iirc, the Grinch motorboated her. On-screen and in public

just fuck my shit up

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby

I call the cops on twinks smoking weed! Bitch you think this is Skins?