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you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

it’s so crazy how nixon had to resign after watergate and now every single month 1 million watergates happen and no one cares

they were threatening to KILL two random assholes from the newspaper for asking questions about like, mishandled money and light wiretapping. in 2026 you can be spoken out against by other government employees establishing a surveillance state and using public taxpayer money to fund golf courses and outright stating your intentions to go against multiple constitutional amendments and nothing will happen

to be fair, you could also be outspoken about government surveillance, unprovoked imperial aggression , and violations of constitutional rights in the Nixon era, too. it's interesting how the scandals that seem to have stuck to their respective presidents are Watergate and January 6, both attacks on elections. the liberal perspective is one that loathes threats to the sanctity of the state, the performance of properly ordered governance, rather than the mundane brutalities done to marginalized people all around the world.

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

i will always be a heat guy i will always prefer to be too hot rather than too cold and i dont understand how so many people can prefer the opposite. it might just be because i have fibro and shit but is being cold not physically fucking painful? its agonizing and makes your whole body shake uncontrollably. being too hot is like uncomfortable at worst and being too cold is like torture. no hate if youre a frigid ice person tho im sure youre chill. pun intended

take him and photoshop him

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.