It’s All Water Under The Brodge

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

Btw the moment Neil became vice captain and was required to do pre and post game interviews was the day wymack genuinely considered turning in his resignation letter

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

Andrew mother fucking minyard

We don’t give Jeremy enough credit for how fucking beautiful he is. Almost every man he speaks to is extremely attractive to him, while he wears gold shorts and usc shirts seventy percent of the time. He pulled not only Jean, who we all know is also extremely handsome but also Kevin who is canonically attractive by Nora and everyone else in the books. He looks good both blond and brunette which is crazy because most people can’t pull off both those hair colours, yet Jeremy still gets hit on every where he goes. My boy doesn’t even try. Good luck Jean, I’m surprised you’re still breathing at this point.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

‘i ignore all the foxes canon heights’ man if ur a coward just say that. i, personally, love the fact that andrew minyard is 5 apples tall

@isuggesteatingtherich any suggestions?

i have at least one

can I pitch in too?

@isuggestrevolution

i suggest taking everything else too

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat